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Whoever Trains in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

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Just in case there was any doubt in your mind that shipping all your young, potentially bumpkin prospects  just about to hit the bigtime to LAS FREAKING VEGAS is the dumbest idea of all time, listen to the fear in the voice of  Jays’ funnyman and new mop-up guy Dirk Hayhurst (who has been getting love around here for his real human-beingness in these parts from back when he was officially writing a “non-prospect diary”) as he gives his take on the town:

Then, realize that the woman flirting interviewing him was the 2008 Penthouse pet of the year*. Not at all to cast doubt on her ability to seamlessly make the jump from nude modelling to minor-league beat reporter, but when she mentions her “connections”, I can almost see the rest of Dirk’s career flash before my eyes. The good news is he manages to maintain a pretty decent ERA right up to the point where he’s sleeping under a pile of newspapers and sneaking into the 51’s clubhouse for the post-game sandwiches.

*I only know that because I was searching for the video on Youtube and she’s all over the place, Grandma. Kind of like Shannon Stewart. Please don’t believe everyanything you read about me, however repeatedly, on Drunk Jays Fans. I really need that birthday cheque for…errr…gummie bears.

Written by halejon

June 14, 2009 at 7:19 pm

Posted in Seriousness

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  1. Isn’t she banging Clay Buccholz??

    Luke DeWitt

    June 15, 2009 at 8:45 am

  2. pedialyte and vodka….classic.

    ugly duckling

    June 15, 2009 at 12:48 pm

  3. Is Mike Winters really as awful an umpire as he looks on TV?

    Alex

    June 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm

  4. You should see one of Bastian’s posts. He talks about how Dirk got a room in the RC hotel overseeing the ballpark, and then Cito says, “Hey! They don’t even let me get that room” because apparently Dirk sweettalked the receptionist.

    the expos

    June 15, 2009 at 5:21 pm

  5. Hayburst is totally hitting that.

    You go Dick, you go.

    zeppelinkm

    June 16, 2009 at 4:59 am

  6. Uhh, Dirk.. go you Dirk…

    zeppelinkm

    June 16, 2009 at 4:59 am

  7. You go Freud, you go…

    halejon

    June 16, 2009 at 8:50 am

  8. I’m appreciative of the fact that Erica’s website is free and completely unecensored.

    NSOW!

    zeppelinkm

    June 18, 2009 at 8:26 am


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