The Mockingbird

You’re all Going to Hell

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god_hates_baseballIt turns out there’s a perfectly good reason the devil hasn’t responded to the standing offer of your eternal soul in exchange for Manny Ramirez coming north of the border – you were already his, anyway. The Washington Post reports on some preachers crashing Obama’s love-in today with some sobering news:

He held a sign that simply listed the guilty. “Baby Killing Women, Porno Freaks, Sport Nuts, Drunks, Homos, Jesus Mockers, Mormons.”

“Wait a minute,” a young guy in the crowd said to his buddies. “Sports nuts?”

Written by halejon

January 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Posted in Seriousness

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  1. Welcome back, man!

    eyebleaf

    January 20, 2009 at 4:40 pm

  2. Thanks…it feels good to be back.

    halejon

    January 22, 2009 at 12:48 am


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