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What Happened? Arroyo Happened.

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I know last night’s thrashing of the Reds felt really good, but philosophy? Confidence? Cito? Seriously?? Just as Jason Marquis one-hitting the Jays through 7 innings does not mean he’s found the Cy Young that has been trapped inside him waiting to get out all this time, the Jays beating up on a guy who came into the game with a 5.55 ERA (that was actually rather generous considering his 1.58 WHIP and homer and a half per game) does not mean, well…anything.

This should not have to be said. Or at least there should be some sort of parity between the “wow, those pitches were on a tee” and “the Jays look really aggressive!” commentary. Check out the gushing recap– mention of Arroyo giving up 10 runs in 1.0 inning? NONE. Cito angle? ALL.

True, the Jays have flopped against worse pitchers this year, but Arroyo was heroically bad last night:

Every. Single. Pitch. Was thigh high. 7 hits came on pitches 2 inches from deal center. And when he did venture to the outside of the plate, he made sure to give it to both righties and and lefties down and in. Rios’s home run was supposed to be about a foot higher, but it ended up high and tight, where we already knew Alex is hitting .444 this season. Arroyo’s fastball was dead straight and his curve was hilarious, saucering in or not even close.

Anyway – that was a long-deserved treat, but I was more excited about Burnett looking good than the Jays having a late batting practice and then scoring 4 runs the rest of the game against the mop up guys that the Reds threw out there. Let’s see how they do tonight (errr…tomorrow) against the best pitcher in the majors before planning the parade route…

He’s baaaaackkk…

Stairs openly trashed Denbo. The new coaches are barely holding back when they say they “don’t like what they see” and make comments about the Jays “mental approach” being messed up. Independent scouting confirms that they just weren’t swinging the bat, ever. But baseball is a funny game- immediately after being fired by the Jays a mere three months into his contract, some other team is willing to give Denbo another chance. Oh, wait…lordy. It’s us. Here’s hoping Travis Snider is 100% uncoachable.

Old News

Richard Griffin is still hilarious- Cito for GM! The Southpaw read the thoughts still forming in my mind (as usual) yesterday. The best GM’s aren’t the smartest? Huh? He should be GM because he can’t handle the grind of filling out the lineup card every day? Huh?? Putting a guy who has been out of baseball for a decade in charge of your entire organization is the way for the team to regain respect? HUH???

The Drunk Jays Fans are suitably incredulous in their recap of the whole J.P./Dunn thing that refuses to die. Apparently someone got J.P.’s phone number and the best they could think to do with it was to call up and apologize, then keep it a secret?! Worst. Prank. Ever.


Written by halejon

June 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Posted in Seriousness

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  1. Aaron Harang is the best pitcher in baseball??


    June 25, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  2. I don’t use stats. I go by heart. And a really bad calendar.


    June 25, 2008 at 2:46 pm

  3. I’m still up in the air about Denbo. Great reputation, complete bomb with the Jays this season. I wouldn’t be concerned about him being a roving hitting instructor- hopefully he won’t be in one place long enough for whatever happened with the jays to happen elsewhere. I also kind of think it was likely to be an odd reaction.


    June 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm

  4. Give the guy a little time to get back into the groove. Honestly, he just needs to kick back, have a few Purple’s, and relax. Arroyo always comes around, and he won’t dissapoint for long.


    June 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm

  5. I actually really felt for Arroyo after he got taken out (well, ever since he got totally hosed by the Red Sox, really). He looked so hurt and confused about what the hell was going wrong out there. Whatever, everyone has a bad day…but that was definitely one of the worst in recent memory.


    June 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm

  6. I was still in Denbo’s corner (or at least neutral) until that thing came out about the Jays swinging less than anyone in the league by a fair margin. I still don’t think he has anything to do with their RISP terribleness, but that’s just weird.

    And Rios. Whatever the hell is going on with Rios’ dorky stance was at the very least unnecessary tinkering.


    June 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm

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