Oh, Tao. Lounging on your patio, all fancy-free. Little expecting that with the rise of the thermometer the climb of another meter directly related to our happiness has begun. That’s right. After a injury-induced slow start, Aaron Rowand clubbed his first home run of the year today.
That puts him on pace for a whopping 9 this season, far short of the stated requirement for a pound of raw bacon to be consumed. But then he only had two at this point last season…there’s time, bacon pants. There’s time.