The Mockingbird

It Begins

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Oh, Tao. Lounging on your patio, all fancy-free. Little expecting that with the rise of the thermometer the climb of another meter directly related to our happiness has begun. That’s right. After a injury-induced slow start, Aaron Rowand clubbed his first home run of the year today.

That puts him on pace for a whopping 9 this season, far short of the stated requirement for a pound of raw bacon to be consumed. But then he only had two at this point last season…there’s time, bacon pants. There’s time.


Written by halejon

April 19, 2008 at 6:19 pm

Posted in Seriousness

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  1. I’ll eat a pound of raw bacon if Frank Thomas reaches 20 homeruns this season!


    April 20, 2008 at 8:38 am

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