The Strangest Blog of All Time
Please somebody help me out coming to terms with this site. I’m really not sure what the heck is going on. Is it someone writing in English with the aid of a very bad phrasebook? Or is it some sort of randomly-generated spam site based on other Jays sites and comments (at least one post is a rehashing of Hugo’s comments on Battersbox). It has the same sort of strange poetical feel to it that happens when you translate words that make sense literally but not in that way, like the classic “English as She is Spoke“. Take last week’s poetry:
The Rays won. An ecstatic coward destroys, but a flavoressly sad captain destroys winner’s circles with an owner’s office about a ride board room. The Jays Lost. Marcum did thrifty. I’m sure he’ll be a artist favorite until the first runner is thrown out at home. Enough said.
Did the Blue Jays’ bats creep fantastic or were the opposing teams’ pitchers so instantaneously from the regular season that there was nothing exhaustedly in the tank for the Blue Jays? Agreed? Share you thoughts on how you think the rest of the season will go. We feel the same way. 9 in park homers per 8 innings, which is hilarious but not splendid.
I’m sure there’s a joke I’m missing here that I wish I’d thought of first…but who would go to the trouble of doing this? And why?!