Joe Vs. Joe
Tonight (Thursday) at 11pm on Spike TV, Joe Carter will be humiliating some poor amateur sucker by jacking clutch home runs to destroy his confidence and self-esteem, possibly leading to long-term, heavily repressed mental problems. God, how I wish that sucker was me.
Joe will also be in town next year on September 7th (Flashback Friday) for all your powder-blue wearing, glory-day revisiting needs. I’ve never seen this angle before, so once more with feeling…:
Update: Not one bomb from Jolting Joe! I guess that’s what happens when you have to swing at all kinds of garbage to match the frenetic pace of a game show. At least he didn’t lose badly to a Joe at his own sport like Marlon Anderson…