The Blue Jays’ New Playahs
Scott Rolen wasn’t the only one to raise an eyebrow at J.P.’s use of the term “dirtbag” to describe him during the press conference. I won’t run this joke any further into the ground…Fire Joe Morgan nailed it but good:
I don’t think you mean “dirt bag.” I think maybe you mean “Dirt Dog,” or something. Saying you need more “dirtbags” on your team is like saying, “We need more skeevy dudes who will get drunk and wear tank tops and get tattoos that say ‘Born to Bone’ and listen to Nickelback and try to roofee some chicks.
I mean, dirtbags means: dirtbags. Men of questionable moral character, who wear lots of cologne and get fake tans and spike their hair and flash gang signs at the camera when their picture is taken even though they grew up quite while-ly in Teaneck, NJ and think that pec size is fucking key to getting chicks and had their most spiritual moment ever at an Everclear concert in 1998 when the ‘Clear played “Father of Mine” acoustic and it fucking rocked and they have a good buddy who’s serving 18 months for sexual assault but he was totally innocent and someday they hope to like start their own club in Miami where the music would be awesome and there’s dollar-Jaeger-shot Tuesdays and it would be fucking tiiiiiight.”