The Mockingbird

The First Salvo is Fired

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Hey, fat man. Don’t move a muscle. I’ve got an loaded pitch database pointed right at your chest protector and I’m not afraid to use it. Forget Questec, forget Pitchtracker (please), forget Delmon Young, that was all child’s play. I’m your worst nightmare. I know how you think, what makes you tick, and it’s all going to come out…

Today’s shocking revelation: the men in blue fall in love with certain pitchers!

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Written by halejon

November 24, 2007 at 10:25 am

Posted in Seriousness

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