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Games Played, Some Team Wins

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The highly-anticipated 2007 World Series was decided in decidedly anti-climatic fashion this season when one team was beaten in four straight games by some other team. It all came down to the players on one of the teams playing better than the players on the other team. They scored more runs and did not allow as many to be scored against them, which was a key factor to their success. Excellent performances were turned in by the their rookies , old veterans, and even players who had been terrible all season.

“It’s just a great feeling. Winning is awesome.”

Said a key member of the victorious team in the raucous clubhouse after the final game, where champagne flowed like water. Back in the team’s home town, jubilant throngs filled the streets, mirroring their symbolic army’s victory with symbolic acts of pillaging.

“It’s just a great feeling. Rioting is awesome.”

Said a key member of the victorious mob in the raucous streets after the final game, where blood flowed like water. Early media reports predicted the same winning party next season, in 2009, and then for every season thereafter until the end of time. This concludes your 2007 playoff coverage. Grumble. Baseball is over. Back to wondering if the Jays can scrape together enough cash to hire a starting shortstop.

Oh, and here are some drunk fans tipping a truck. Count the number of other people who are taping it happen. Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!

Written by halejon

October 29, 2007 at 9:19 pm

Posted in Seriousness

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