So Much For Lasic…
Jason Phillips (the slowest man on earth according to battersbox) has been released. It’s about time, really. He wasn’t hitting his weight (and we’re not talking a 246 lb Sal Fasano here) or throwing runners out any better than Zaun. We may as well start giving Thigpen some major league experience behind the plate and we could even use his bat.
In other exciting catching news, the Chiefs will be having a contest to find Syracuse’s best moustache to raise money for Sal Fasano’s favorite evangelical charity. Free entry to all mustache-bearing fans (does a terrible teenage dirty upper lip count??) and a “Name That Famous Mustache” contest!! Here’s my entry- he’s not famous for it as a baseball player, unless you count “never living it down even though you’re heading to the Hall of Fame”: