The Mockingbird

Separated at Birth?? II

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Jesse Litsch


Cy Young


My new mission in life: to take cheap shots at players so they are somehow inspired via the power of the internet to defy all logic and beat the odds to triumphantly rub my lame attempt at heckling back in my face. I respectfully bow to your cherubic face and goofy oversized flat-brim hat, sir.


But you know that Burnett guy? He’s just ridiculous. I mean who trims their mullet into a shorter mullet? He just looks silly. And has a funny name with initials and dots. Tonight at the park I was cracking up all these guys from Baltimore with witty comments deriding both his general appearance and pitching ability. (O.K, this new gig may need some work…)


Written by halejon

May 16, 2007 at 5:16 am

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  1. I just went and ironed the brims on my ballcaps totally flat. Trucker style!


    May 16, 2007 at 7:38 pm

  2. And if you use your dread-stretched hats, they’ll be just about big enough!


    May 16, 2007 at 8:29 pm

  3. And now we’ve cursed him.

    Dan, Brooke said that Litsch reminds her of your brother.


    May 17, 2007 at 3:46 pm

  4. Haha, I will have to tell him that. It must be the ginger.


    May 17, 2007 at 4:15 pm

  5. That’s funny…when I saw him, I thought he was a G-rated version of Jordy.


    May 18, 2007 at 4:02 am

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