Separated at Birth?? II
My new mission in life: to take cheap shots at players so they are somehow inspired via the power of the internet to defy all logic and beat the odds to triumphantly rub my lame attempt at heckling back in my face. I respectfully bow to your cherubic face and goofy oversized flat-brim hat, sir.
But you know that Burnett guy? He’s just ridiculous. I mean who trims their mullet into a shorter mullet? He just looks silly. And has a funny name with initials and dots. Tonight at the park I was cracking up all these guys from Baltimore with witty comments deriding both his general appearance and pitching ability. (O.K, this new gig may need some work…)