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Jeter and A-Rod Don’t Wear P.J.’s When they Party

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I don’t even want to know what kind of hits I’m going to start getting for posting this, but it is shameful enough to Yankee dignity to be worth immortalizing. I though this was the sort of thing you didn’t have to do for cash when you made millions and millions of dollars?! Oh what, this was your idea? *snicker*


I like how they hid the skinny, kinda goofy looking guys in the back. And got Gonzalez to push his boobs together. And what’s with Jeter? He has one arm tucked awkwardly under his armpit and the other rubbing up against A-Rod. It’s all becoming clear why he doesn’t want to talk about the days they used to sleep over five nights a week at each other’s house. It’s….just….too….painful. And would require countless further bouts of epic womanizing to make the New Yorkers and broadcasters and Gold Glove voters around the league who have man crushes on him feel comfortable with their sexuality again.


Written by halejon

April 11, 2007 at 5:20 pm

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  1. Is that Edgar Renteria in the back? I still don’t recognize the dude hovering over Jeter.

    I think the matching necklace motif makes this photo.


    April 12, 2007 at 2:09 pm

  2. The one and only Rey Ordonez.


    April 12, 2007 at 5:29 pm

  3. Yep, that’s Edgar. The other guy is Ray Ordonez.

    They’re also wearing their respective team’s pants. I wonder if they have jocks on?!


    April 12, 2007 at 5:31 pm

  4. For protection?


    April 12, 2007 at 8:21 pm

  5. “Athletic support” I believe they call it. Which sounds kinda like a push-up bra for professionals.


    April 13, 2007 at 4:49 am

  6. So then, kinda of like “the bro” but for your balls.


    April 13, 2007 at 2:21 pm

  7. You know that exists, right?? The “Wonder Jock”. Here’s the the “Patriot”….hahahah

    I think it’s a great idea- with all the junk catapulted out front, you could really get some serious boot into the balls of whatever wanker would actually wear a pair of them.


    April 13, 2007 at 5:13 pm

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