The Mockingbird

It turns out there’s a perfectly good reason the devil hasn’t responded to the standing offer of your eternal soul in exchange for Manny Ramirez coming north of the border – you were already his, anyway. The Washington Post reports on some preachers crashing Obama’s love-in today with some sobering news:

“He held a sign that simply listed the guilty. “Baby Killing Women, Porno Freaks, Sport Nuts, Drunks, Homos, Jesus Mockers, Mormons.”

“Wait a minute,” a young guy in the crowd said to his buddies. “Sports nuts?”“