The Mockingbird

Bacon Update

Posted in Seriousness by halejon on May 17th, 2008

As has been pointed out a few times by you, faithful reader, while I started slacking on the Raw Bacon Tracker due to Aaron Rowand’s early-season rib injury, old bacon pants turned it up notch this month and now stands at 5 home runs.

Barring injury, Rowand is now on pace to hit 20 HR this season, even with a couple of weeks April where he couldn’t turn his hips for power without jabbing a piece of rib further and further into his midsection. Can you smell what the Mock is (not) cooking??

(Note to self: make jokes funnier).

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  1. eyebleaf said, on May 18th, 2008 at 3:26 am

    this is going to go down to the wire…i like it…

  2. Roomie said, on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    (Second note to self: mock around the clock).

  3. halejon said, on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Hey, he’s up to 6 now…this is not looking good for Mr. Stieb.

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