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Warning

Posted in Seriousness by halejon on March 24th, 2008

While informative and full of pretty pictures, this analysis of B.J. Ryan’s delivery and long-term injury potential should not be read by any fans who are under 16, pregnant and/or have existing heart conditions. April, did we say May?

 Update: Ouch, I was only kidding about the inevitable…now J.P. has actually announced that B.J. out until mid-April at least, and Wilner thinks it’s more like May. Scott Rolen will have a pin in his finger for a couple of weeks and then take a little time to rehab. That means at least two weeks of Scutaro! Broken hands are troublesome…hopefully Rolen doesn’t experience the same sort of discombobulation at the plate after coming back that Overbay did last year.

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  1. lloyd the ghostrunner said, on March 24th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    That site is like the perfect drug. I’ll never leave the house again.

  2. Brian said, on March 24th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Ooh, ooh - I’ll take “Things Jamie Campbell Won’t Be Talking About This Year” for $400 please, Alex.

    Nice find and nice article.

  3. halejon said, on March 25th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    There used to be a guy who wrote for the Hardball Times a lot who did stuff like this. Hey, I was right- his name is Carlos Gomez and he was hired by the Diamondbacks. Seemed a bit more knowledgeable but still an interesting site.

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