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	<title>Comments on: Running Jokes</title>
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	<description>Everything you always wanted to know about the Toronto Blue Jays, but were afraid to ask.</description>
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		<title>By: Bacon Update &#171; The Mockingbird</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-4373</link>
		<dc:creator>Bacon Update &#171; The Mockingbird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 04:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] 2008   As has been pointed out a few times by you, faithful reader, while I started slacking on the Raw Bacon Tracker due to Aaron Rowand&#8217;s early-season rib injury, old bacon pants turned it up notch this month [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] 2008   As has been pointed out a few times by you, faithful reader, while I started slacking on the Raw Bacon Tracker due to Aaron Rowand&#8217;s early-season rib injury, old bacon pants turned it up notch this month [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-4370</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rowand has 5 dingers and the season is about 1/4 done. 

Bacon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rowand has 5 dingers and the season is about 1/4 done. </p>
<p>Bacon.</p>
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		<title>By: Ah, Hubris &#171; The Mockingbird</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-4240</link>
		<dc:creator>Ah, Hubris &#171; The Mockingbird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] know so well. And who would be so petty?? Hmmmm&#8230;maybe ask the Tao of Stieb who&#8217;s that petty (I&#8217;m that petty).        &#171; Get Off the&#160;Ledge Correction [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] know so well. And who would be so petty?? Hmmmm&#8230;maybe ask the Tao of Stieb who&#8217;s that petty (I&#8217;m that petty).        &laquo; Get Off the&nbsp;Ledge Correction [...]</p>
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		<title>By: It Begins &#171; The Mockingbird</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-4156</link>
		<dc:creator>It Begins &#171; The Mockingbird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] puts him on pace for a whopping 9 this season, far short of the stated requirement for a pound of raw bacon to be consumed. But then he only had two at this point last [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] puts him on pace for a whopping 9 this season, far short of the stated requirement for a pound of raw bacon to be consumed. But then he only had two at this point last [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Sheldon</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-4154</link>
		<dc:creator>Sheldon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whoohoo Rowand hit a homer today! Time to update the graphic!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoohoo Rowand hit a homer today! Time to update the graphic!!</p>
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		<title>By: halejon</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-3967</link>
		<dc:creator>halejon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1429. 

I think they can crack 2000 though. I really do. So I'll take that but I still want the jerkiness credit of 1429 there. I guess that's why nobody ever uses the price is right way to really pick anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1429. </p>
<p>I think they can crack 2000 though. I really do. So I&#8217;ll take that but I still want the jerkiness credit of 1429 there. I guess that&#8217;s why nobody ever uses the price is right way to really pick anything.</p>
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		<title>By: mulliniks</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-3748</link>
		<dc:creator>mulliniks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>On a completely unrelated note. I overheard a story last night about a fellow with no gag reflex who was challenged to eat as much butter as possible. It only cost him his spleen. The spleen isn't one of those "important" organs is it?

Did I mention I'm jazzed about the Raw Bacon Tracker, whoever came up with that one is brilliant. 

And just to piss Scamper off, I'm going with 1428. Ha! That's for getting me hooked on Schlitz.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On a completely unrelated note. I overheard a story last night about a fellow with no gag reflex who was challenged to eat as much butter as possible. It only cost him his spleen. The spleen isn&#8217;t one of those &#8220;important&#8221; organs is it?</p>
<p>Did I mention I&#8217;m jazzed about the Raw Bacon Tracker, whoever came up with that one is brilliant. </p>
<p>And just to piss Scamper off, I&#8217;m going with 1428. Ha! That&#8217;s for getting me hooked on Schlitz.</p>
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		<title>By: halejon</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-3744</link>
		<dc:creator>halejon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As long as it's a full pound, I think it's ok if the Bacon is slightly charred. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As long as it&#8217;s a full pound, I think it&#8217;s ok if the Bacon is slightly charred. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Tao of Stieb</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tao of Stieb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That seemed like such a good bet until someone decided to take us up on it.

Talk about writing cheques that your arteries can't cash.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That seemed like such a good bet until someone decided to take us up on it.</p>
<p>Talk about writing cheques that your arteries can&#8217;t cash.</p>
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		<title>By: Torgen</title>
		<link>http://bjays.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/running-jokes/#comment-3742</link>
		<dc:creator>Torgen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If the pig has dynamite strapped to it, won't be bacon be cooked?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If the pig has dynamite strapped to it, won&#8217;t be bacon be cooked?</p>
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